Good fences make good neighbors

Discussion in 'The Hens' Nest' started by CoolWife, Apr 13, 2017.

  1. MagnificentCat

    MagnificentCat Chicken

    I guess that’s better than being so desperate for guests that you’re going to barge into people’s homes.
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  2. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Did he bring you cake though?
  3. Vespidae

    Vespidae Antagonist Staff Member

    This is how you do it. One day, if I ever own a home, I will have massive Halloween parties that involve basically turning the whole house and yard into a haunted house and inviting the entire block. Neighbours who mistakenly think they don't want to be involved will knock on the door to complain about the noise and I will put a beer in their hand and thank them for coming. :jack: :cheers:
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  4. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    Oh man, I miss friendly places where the neighbors are invited to parties, even if it's just to pacify them about noise complaints. V, I'll be right over.

    ETA I'm not trying to minimize the original party post!
  5. Comet

    Comet Chicken

    No, he spent the entire time trying to leave!
  6. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    Minor compared to Trash Heap, but it is so annoying to be home sick, told to rest by the doctor, and the asshole downstairs is playing music so loud it's coming up through the floor again. He's not a reasonable character either so I just have to hope he gets sick of it soon.
  7. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Ugh I’m really sorry :sad:.
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  8. RoryGilmore

    RoryGilmore Chicken

    That sucks, Ham. I hope you feel better soon!
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  9. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    This same asshole is setting off firecrackers about ten feet outside my window. No wonder we haven't seen the cats all week.
  10. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    He didn't blow his whole load on Tuesday? You're doing it wrong, Noise Monster.
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  11. A. Ham

    A. Ham Chicken

    As far as I know he didn't do any on Tuesday! It gets dark before I get home though so he could have I guess.

    He doesn't work. Maybe time and dates mean less when every day is a mix of smoking a lot and playing loud music.

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