From Amnysti to Zephyr: Bad Baby Names

Discussion in 'Smothers' started by Honey, Apr 13, 2013.

  1. Kimmers

    Kimmers Chicken

    This is not on the level of most of this thread but first name Rose, last name Gold. To me that’s some North West wannabe shit.
     
  2. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    That’s in Richard Head territory.
     
  3. Honey

    Honey Historian Staff Member

    Lisa Frank’s sons are Forrest and Hunter. I assume they have their dad’s name, which is Green.
     
  4. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    These are first/middle combos:
    Boston Striker
    Raider Cannon
     
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  5. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    I went to high school with a Megan Love
     
  6. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    That’s not weird. Not any weirder than mine, anyway.


    Actually that is probably what a lazy journalist would change my name to in a story.
     
  7. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    Its a little weird to purposefully name your kid something because it sounds like "makin' love" imo
     
  8. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

    I did not make that connection! I do not pronounce those the same at all haha
     
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  9. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    Same. I say Meg to rhyme with peg, not with a long a.
     
  10. Zombie Llama

    Zombie Llama Ain't no corn bitch

    I know a Candace "Candy" Kane.
     
  11. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    I went to high school with a guy named Imin Love.
     
  12. scotchbutter

    scotchbutter Chicken

    Hey fellow Swistle reader!
     
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  13. Zoomzoom

    Zoomzoom Old Curmudgeon

    Thanks to you!
     
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  14. Roo

    Roo Chicken

    Dreux
     
  15. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    I'm sure they want it to be Drew, but that's Drow.
     
  16. deet

    deet Chicken

    Allyzibeth
     
  17. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Times like this, I support the countries that limit parents' choices in naming their children.
     
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  18. Comet

    Comet Chicken

    Merikls.

    Miracles
     
  19. Canaligator

    Canaligator Barbie Police

    Omg I guessed that correctly! What do I win? :lol:
     
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  20. RoryGilmore

    RoryGilmore Chicken

    You win a troehphee.
     
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  21. Fitz

    Fitz Leslie Knope Monster

    Upon which we will engrave the true spelling of your name: Cynnelieigehtyr
     
  22. whatchyagonnado

    whatchyagonnado Chicken

  23. shakespeer

    shakespeer Basic Pirate Lesbian Aesthete

  24. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    Someone named Edwina (not my thing, but a real name) posts in a 2nd hand group about never finding things with her name on it, so she made do with an Edward sign for $1. Cue commiseration from:

    Djennipher
    Jammie (Jamie)
    Tarrah
    Aleissa
    Frostine
    Krystol
    Heidee
    Bethanny
    Jordin
    Angelhaven
    Kandi
    Frankii
    Maeghan
    Sparks
    Chenise
    Kimm
    Kimber
    Dyan

    and more.
     
  25. HBC

    HBC Chicken

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