Bad Romance [Novels]

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Internet Insanity' started by fantasynerd, Oct 3, 2019.

  1. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    So the context doesn’t really matter but I came across this excerpt from a (self-published?) romance novel and it’s so bad I had to share.

    Girl is a princess who was sold into marriage to a prince to settle her kingdom’s debts or whatever.

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  2. hellohelloagain

    hellohelloagain Chicken

    Lol practically won an award for most likely to kill you in a fight?

    Is he talking about those titles you get in senior year of high school?
     
  3. Comet

    Comet Chicken

    I hope the author didn't win Most Likely to Succeed.
     
  4. HBC

    HBC Chicken

    It’s-a me! Prince Leo!
     
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  5. fantasynerd

    fantasynerd Extra Extra

    FTR I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be a bodice ripper, which makes the modern-sounding dialogue especially cringe worthy.
     
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  6. Afishwish

    Afishwish Bramblebutt

    I’ve read a couple books that had modern dialogue with bodice-rippery premises, but they weren’t this bad. Humor was what usually redeemed them, though.
     
  7. Lh718

    Lh718 Chicken

    But y'all - deep inhales and exhales!
     

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